left in the cold
dear ms sugarhill and lady pandora
i've been in and out of love many a time in my life but lately i've been
drawn to a stoic independent thinking man who respects plants, martial
arts, his dog, his friends - all things equal. when it comes to sex he
thinks it distracting. i feel a good balance is important and though sex
isn't THE top priority within a relationship, there's nothing like the
occassional carnal release, know what i mean? my question is this: is there
any hope for a serious crush on a norwegian who claims he doesn't have
feelings?
signed,
back in the north, left out in the cold
i've been in and out of love many a time in my life but lately i've been
drawn to a stoic independent thinking man who respects plants, martial
arts, his dog, his friends - all things equal. when it comes to sex he
thinks it distracting. i feel a good balance is important and though sex
isn't THE top priority within a relationship, there's nothing like the
occassional carnal release, know what i mean? my question is this: is there
any hope for a serious crush on a norwegian who claims he doesn't have
feelings?
signed,
back in the north, left out in the cold
dear left out in the cold,
we chose the latter half of your signature as it seems more appropriate to the tone of your letter, and your unfortunate circumstances. sugarhill admits that she feels a sorry pang of familiarity with your situation; appreciation of all of another's attributes and wanting to expand platonic connections into some good hard core boot knocking. however, like in her situation, it seems as though your stoic norwegian does not prioritize warming under the sheets, and once someone has convinced themselves of that, you can do very little to change their preferred temperature-increasing activities. pandora and sugarhill agree that the sooner you can transfer your desire to release carnally with another, the better.
sincerely, S & P

